Ye Olde Hygene

Rather than having to go through the effort of sitting down, writing, editting, modifying and finally posting my first comment, I have decided to simply post a random advertisement I have found, and proceed to talk about it.

Given what I have to work with, this is not a difficult decision.

Make sure to click and really read this ad, it's difficult to pin down what my favourite part of it is. The metaphorical locks that are barring this woman from opening the door (with the biggest being ignorance!), my childish glee at the use of the phrase "vaginal douching", the suggestion that you should use Lysol instead of soda, the mention that there will be no greasy aftereffect?

However upon reflection, I think I have to settle on the opening paragraph, letting us know that if a man ever, EVER stops paying attention to a woman, it's because she's doing something wrong. And the way out is to use Lysol.

After all, it's the only way to keep yourself desirable!